Homemade tentacular muffler

Img via Craftzine

Gott en himmel! Outstanding!

Abstract Ceph Necklace

Img via Amazon

1. It's on sale today
2. It's vaguely ceph-like, with the sinuous suggestion of tentacles. It's a struggle finding pieces that aren't either too accurate (and sometimes way too gothastic) or too cutesy.
3. If you have ample decoletage this could really set those girls off.
4. This necklace against a plain LBD could be quite the look for the holiday office party.

Badassss Buckle

via amazon.com
...cuz you'd have to have some brass ones to want this pewter beasty anywhere near your crotchal area.

Native American/Alaskan Octopus Bag

via alasannativeartists.com

Cat + Ceph Part Deux: Gothy Tote

via Trixies Palace

Quadpuss Hat

via Etsy

Etsy's a treasure trove of octopus gear.

Cat in a Squid Hat

Surely someone will figure how to scale this up for a grown woman's head. Not like any grown woman would wear this.

In public.

Ahem.


Also, bonus points for merging my two fav things: cats and squid. Chocolate and peanut butter, people!